sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
Oh my fuck. This honestly made me cry
this was presented very well
I lot of the nuts I bust aren’t even because I’m horny. I’m just bored
and like touching myself.
This shit is harddddd!!!
All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how I imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to mimic it and maybe understand it, or maybe to draw it into my own reality. People who are scary, they terrify me, but I can imitate them. I’m not a fighter. I’m a petite little bourgeois boy from London. I don’t fight, I mimic.
'At this rate,
I’ll be heading for electric chairs.
I’m only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.’