sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

walkerflexxasranger:

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recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

Oh my fuck. This honestly made me cry

this was presented very well

nawyougood:

90sdefect:

I lot of the nuts I bust aren’t even because I’m horny. I’m just bored and like touching myself.

facts.

biitchinnel:

This shit is harddddd!!!

biitchinnel:

This shit is harddddd!!!

castieltherebel:

2srooky:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

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teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how I imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to mimic it and maybe understand it, or maybe to draw it into my own reality. People who are scary, they terrify me, but I can imitate them. I’m not a fighter. I’m a petite little bourgeois boy from London. I don’t fight, I mimic.

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awesomestlonerever:

'At this rate,
I’ll be heading for electric chairs.
I’m only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.’